Thursday, July 9, 2009

Let's change the order a bit

I'm just sitting here watching some of the Steve McNair coverage. Just some background, Steve was married with a couple children. He had a 20 yr. girlfriend and possibly another girl on the side.

As the story goes, our boy Steve was cheating on his wife with this crazy woman. Then, this woman hit some hard times financially (remember, she's 20!) Then, she suspects her married boyfriend of cheating on her with a 3rd woman. Well, this is clearly too much for a 20 yr. old to handle, so she decides to do what any sane person would do, go buy a gun. She waits a couple days and waits until Mr. McNair is asleep on the couch. (is there anything better than napping on the couch?) She shoots him in his head (1) then shoots him in his chest twice (2,3), then shoots him on the other side of his head (4). After four shots into her boyfriend (or at least her meal ticket) she puts the 5th and final bullet into her own head.

Moral to the story:
Here's my opinion, I think killing folks is wrong. I think killing yourself is wrong. I believe that doing both is double wrong. Here is my solution! Kill yourself first! Once you are dead, if your problems aren't solved, then kill other people. This goes for the folks putting bombs on their chests or flying planes into buildings etc. Imagine if the Virginia Tech guy took my advice? His result is exactly the same, but there would be more innocent sons and daughters in this world.

The only ones in this story I feel sorry for are the kids. They are the only innocent ones. You want to say the wife, but she married a guy who was double cheating. He was cheating on his mistress! She had to know. Is there any chance that this behavior started recently, or is there a chance that he was unfaithful as a professional athlete? She knew, but chose to ignore his behavior for whatever reason. I am convinced that you know if you are married to a habitual cheater, but the poor kids didn't know. Now they have to see Dad on the news and not as the NFL co-MVP, but as a victim.

Lessons to learn for you clowns:
1. Don't cheat on your wife
2. Don't cheat with a crazy person
3. Don't cheat on a crazy person
4. Don't let problems in your 20s ruin/end your life
5. Kill yourself BEFORE killing others
6. Don't have kids if your husband is a habitual cheater.

2 comments:

  1. I so enjoy your take on all these crazy current events! Couldn't agree with you more!

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  2. You make me laugh...worth the read. LOL

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